The Epic Pursuit of OJT Requirements, In Which I Became A Muthafucken Grown Up or Something

Greetings! My friends and I are currently waiting for a certain pal to sleep off his incredible vodka intake and to sober up so they can leave my house and go back to their dorm, so I thought 'why not blawg?'.

OK These past few days I've been scurrying around Cebu, to comply with requirements  for my on da jawb training in (I'm not sure if I can say the establishment's name so I'll just give you a subtle hint) Front of Water, this coming semester. I've mostly been by myself, save for a morning when my mother drove me around a bit. The whole experience has been somewhat empowering. I had basically lived a carefree life and then I was suddenly thrust with responsibility and shit so I was clueless and and flailing wildly but I managed to get shit done. Noice eh.

Barangay Clearance, Cedula and Police Clearance
Aren't they pretty? MY BABIES!!! :')

GOD YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE THE HELL I WENT THROUGH FOR THESE MEDICAL TESTS

I was planning on posting a guide on how to get these pre-employment requirements but my friends have just left and I just want to sleep. So maybe later. Kewl.